Help!  I have no money for the train to Yokohama!  The Japan Rail police, who (in this universe) seem to be a special force comprised of various Yokai and demons, say that if I don’t buy a ticket soon, they’ll fine me for loitering.  Apparently, the ‘fine’ is that I’ll have to clean toilets in all the JR stations in Japan for one hundred years.  They said something about ‘that certain’ restroom and then chuckled menacingly.

I’m really scared!

Please send me some money right away so I can get out of here!  Or, if you have ideas how I can raise some money, send them to my Twitter feed @ChangedEarth.

OMG I have to run!  The vampire gothic lolitas have found me again and… they’re smiling!

I DON’T WANT TO DIE!