We’re Under Attack!

OMG!  We’re under attack! I don’t know what the hell it is but it’s pulsating and anything that is pulsating is automatically, by definition, scary!  Get me out of here!

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Trapped in a Tokyo Rail Station

Help!  I have no money for the train to Yokohama!  The Japan Rail police, who (in this universe) seem to be a special force comprised of various Yokai and demons, say that if I don’t buy a ticket soon, they’ll fine me for loitering.  Apparently, the ‘fine’ is that I’ll have to clean toilets in [...]

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Trapped in Tokyo

OMG Well, it looks like I’ve finally managed to get to Tokyo. It’s not really the way I expected it to happen, unfortunately. There I was just messing around with a particle accelerator I found in a research lab dumpster, connecting it up to an artificial intelligence I made from some Java neural network software [...]

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